May 2013
inlovewithitalianfood:
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of...
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
laugh-addict:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
bahamallama123:
the other day my friend told me something. If people keep breaking records, for instance the fastest runner, so if people keep breaking the record for fastest runner, will their be a point where people cant break anymore records? or will it actually go to the point where people are running at the speed of light?
Reblog if you watch Doctor Who and you're not from...
whowoodpottersherlock:
butdoctorwho:
butdoctorwho:
JUST BRINGING THIS BACK
American and proud!
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
absmithrd:
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
Sorta but it’s more like “my son….*list accomplishment that makes her child better”
The PMS Song
kyleehenke:
OHHHHHHHHHHH
uterus I hate you
u make me want 2 die
u make me want 2 take this pen and shove it in my eye
I want 2 kick a puppy
I want 2 yank my hair
I’m gonna set some things on fire and shit a grizzly bear
I know its only hormones
but that dont help me none
somebody pls just knock me out until this week is done
fuck all these stupid feelings
cause logic’s good for shit
...
shadowlink-:
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
Such ancient songs
Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
Face of Bo: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
madelovebytheocean:
all I want in life is to eat taco bell and make out is that too much to ask for
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
